Bush’s Adios

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Author’s note: The soon to come Bush’s farewell address will be delivered in Texican, his native language. To enjoy the address, you got to have a working knowledge of Texican. The lexicon for Texican is given at the end of this address.

By Anwaar Hussain

cowboy.gifGuys ‘n gals!

Howdy gang,

When I took over the presidency of this great country of ours, hombres used to say about me, “The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody drivin’”. In my eight years on top o’ the world I went on to prove all o’ them damn wrong. Though now I am as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party in most o’ the countries of the world yet if you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’. I dunno how can one call someone a cowboy without havin’ seen him ride? Now only Iran sometimes reminds me that if one gits to thinkin’ one’s a person o’ some influence, he shud try orderin’ somebody else’s dawg around. A nucular strike is one way to teach the Iranian dawg some tricks though.

Before me the White House was so dry the trees were bribin’ the dogs. No fun’t all. When I became the head honcho o’ this ere country of ours, I told my crew that its time to paint your butts white and run with the antelope. Before me, they were used to boss-men who were jes big hats, no cattle. Me thought it was time they knew this ain’t my first rodeo.

O’ the Dem hopefuls, I have only this to say. Barack seems to be a guy who, dumber than dirt that he is, looks like the dawg’s been keepin’ him under the porch. He’s as full o’ wind as a corn-eatin’ horse. Sometimes, I feel like beatin’ him like a rented mule.

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The Lighter Side

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TS Admin : Life does seem to have its lighter side….or does it? Feel free to add or comment.

laughing-guy-thumb168075.jpg1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

2. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

4. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.

5. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

6. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

7. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

8. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

9. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

10. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

11. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

12. Sky’s Law: You can’t fall off the floor. Read more



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Anwaar’s articles appear simultaneously here at Truth Spring and at Soul Vibes in The Pakistan Tribune.


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